I approach you with a dire need, one necessary despite these modern times of over-regulation.
We are in need of a government standards committee, and desperately. There is no time to waste, and all red tape needs swiftly done away with.
We need a committee to regulate the quality…
How come every time I press Caps Lock, I hold shift, but every time I think I’m in Caps Lock, I’m not.
see whAT I MEAN?
That genuine pain when one of your favorite pairs of socks gets a hole in them.
Okay, so two things that were kinda freaky. Well, number 1 is just odd, and number 2 brought back weird memories.
1. I found someone who not only uses AOL, but used the actual AOL software. As in, he doesn’t surreptitiously log in to aol.com and check his email - he uses the actual software.
2. It still has that little man, and it still says “Welcome”, and the sound of that brought back all sorts of all chat room things, and people I used to be friends with.
I’m unsettled by this.
So, the picture has nothing to do with this thought, but I thought it was funny.
Anyway, the thought is this.
Never trust milk, because it can go bad any second.
Never trust milk.
It’s just a thing.
Not one bit.
I really ha…
No really, I can’t stand Je..
Ah, forget it.
a lid falls over the edge
end over end
All is well.
Something important to discuss:
Honey BBQ food items.
I love the combination of these two flavors - I really do. I think it’s super important to make sure the ratio is right, though.
If I eat a chip, and it’s 85% BBQ, and only a hint of honey, then eh. If it’s a good mix between the two, then bam. You have yourself a solid product, one I will gleefully consume.
Manufacturers, be aware. The wrong ratio makes me less happy.
Disclaimer: This post, while delivered directly from the heart, is total nonsense for humans not named ‘me’.
Almost made a dirty pun at work.
*brain kicks in*
The day is saved.
I’ve seen this gif dozens of times, and it’s funny maybe, or something?
What I enjoy most about this gif is that whoever took the video, ostensibly of their own child, they didn’t stop and rush to help, as we see in most videos (and in real life). They panned out and got the broader view of a child with sand and dirt in their eyes and mouth.
I wish my hair was long enough to cover my nipples 😔
Don’t we all.
This x 12.
I love people who are different, and who have something unique about them.
Everyone is unique, and has something to teach you. Everyone.